Kids Jokes
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Swamp Lake!
|What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
When it's becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A lost frog!
|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
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