Kids Jokes
chameleon's motto
|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!
You'll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!
Wart's new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Lollihops!
|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!
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