Miscellaneous
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seated next to a business man. He asks the man, "Are you Jewish?" The man says, "No." Joe apologizes. Ten minutes later, he asks, "You wouldn't happen to be Jewish would you?" The man replies, "No!" Joe immediately apologizes. Five minutes later he says, " Can I ask you a personal question....are you Jewish?" He shots, "NO!" Joe continueslike this for the next four hours. When the train stops, the man runs away. When he gets to the hotel, he realizes there is someone next to him. It is Joe. Joe asks, Say, are you Jewish?" The man is so fed up that he says, "Yes." Joe says, "That's funny...you don't look Jewish at all!"
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
What to do
Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The man walked past the armored car and hears...
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him. In due time the guy was dragging himself through theweek, looking forward to Sunday. As he lay an the beach one day he saw a dot floatingon the sea which as it got closer turned out to be aman on a raft. With his last ounce of strength heswam out, pulled the raft ashore, gave the occupantCPR and as he came around said to him; "Oh man, amI ever glad to see you! "Goodness gracious, am I ever glad to see you too"said the raft rider in a swishy way.With a shrug of resignation the guy said... "Oh damn,there goes my Sundays!"
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