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A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there"The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in eachcheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED.THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!!Sent by ANTHONY
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged foodfrom her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the twohomosexuals return to their food.One turns to the other and says,"Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there"The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek,go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
4 gay guys walk into a bar...
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
Two gay men were in bed fooling around...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tellsthe second, "Don't cum until I come back", and herushes off to answer the door.After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroomonly to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. Hesays to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't goingto cum until I came back. The second gay man says to thefirst, "I didn't cum, ........I farted!Sent by Ken "C"
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
What's a famous saying at a gay bar?
What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff
Two fags were walking down the street and...
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?" "Sure." "Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!" "No shit?" Bruce asked. "Well, hardly any."
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