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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!